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Post by DC_Spears on Apr 17, 2002 12:36:19 GMT -5
While Debbie bursts out laughing but trying to cover it up
DC Spears -x-
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Post by Gemma2001 on Apr 17, 2002 13:28:23 GMT -5
Des comes speeding along the corridor again narrowly missing Di and the decorator.But where are Jim,June,Polly & Dave? Reg walks into the canteen to find....
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Post by Sun Hill Nick on Apr 17, 2002 13:46:37 GMT -5
Finding them taking the coffe machine to the broom cupboard when...
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Post by SorryMrMcQueen on Apr 17, 2002 14:18:48 GMT -5
Reg screams "Get your filthy hands off Pablo ........we've got a special relationship". Polly replies "So what you're telling us Reg is that you and Pablo a coffee machine no less,are.......um......having an intimate relationship." "Correct" snaps Reg.He adds "I've grown tired and wiery of my sister Muriel,what with her going to NZ and all that.The phone bills are herendous." Jim,june,Polly and Dave are stunned for a good 10 minutes ,but then they..........
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Post by Sun Hill Nick on Apr 17, 2002 15:24:47 GMT -5
They call for urgent assistance from the FME to.....
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Post by SorryMrMcQueen on Apr 17, 2002 17:52:32 GMT -5
to assess the situation at hand.Reg's concerns were still with Pablo and his well being,so he upped the ante. "Why don't the four of you pair off and do what you do best:make life miserable for the rest of us!" He went further, "I'll let you in on a little secret;this is all make believe,a scripted series...it has been since day one.We don't exist,there is no Sun Hill."The four of them looked visibly shocked by Reg's revelations..all except Dave that is,who pulled out his little Tellie Tubby figurine from his waist pocket.It was his good luck(?) charm."I had this on the night I was assaulted and on my wedding day.It has brought me good luck then and to this day." He concluded "But tell me this Reg,is it true that...
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Post by Gemma2001 on Apr 18, 2002 1:52:58 GMT -5
you are a virgin? Reg went bright red and replied....
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Post by jase007au@yahoo.com.au on Apr 18, 2002 2:17:24 GMT -5
"hang on,let me get my diary out to verify thing........Um October 18th 1983 ...no that was just a peck on the cheek...Sept 6th 1985....no that was my sister Murial.I think you are right,that makes me a virgin by definition" At which point Pablo ........
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Post by MrsGilmore on Apr 18, 2002 9:40:48 GMT -5
got run over as Des wizzed past in his new toy, the golf buggy. "Sorry didn't see you". Reg bent down to see if Pablo was.....
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Post by Sun Hill Nick on Apr 18, 2002 12:11:19 GMT -5
Was still giving you hot chocolate when you asked for coffe but found...
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Post by SorryMrMcQueen on Apr 18, 2002 15:18:16 GMT -5
that there was no signs of life. His boiler section was lukewarm at best, all his milk had curdled, and worst of all his knobs had moved to the neutral position. They had to act past. Reg pulled out a first aid box and proceeded to work on Pablo. He started mouth to machine resuscitation without any thought to the dangers of communicable diseases. "We've got to open him up, his haemorrhaging from somewhere..if we don't stop it he wont make it to the warehouse...where the hell is that delivery van..it should have here by now" panted Reg. Soon a large crown gathered around them as Reg proceeded to work. All other dispensing machines gathered from all corners of the building. There was Caffy the coke machine, Connie the confectionery machine and a collection of others. They were visibly upset when all of a sudden..........
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Post by Sun Hill Nick on Apr 18, 2002 15:35:52 GMT -5
The coffe machine started spouting up hot blackcurrent squash mixed with Cold Coffe Reg tells everybody....
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Post by SorryMrMcQueen on Apr 18, 2002 15:56:29 GMT -5
"jesus ,it's not sick.It's bloody possessed.Stand back everyone.''screamed Reg Pablo stood up and in an instant turned an evil shade of green.It hovered off the ground and started to speak in ancient verse as it spewed smoke and liquids onto the surrounds. "We need a priest" shouted Polly. A thought then sprung to Dave "A thought just sprung to me." shouted Dave as he pulled out a version of 'The Policemens Concise Bible'. "Stand back everyone...here goes nothing" yelled Dave. Dave then ...............................
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Post by Sun Hill Nick on Apr 18, 2002 16:19:27 GMT -5
Dave started chanting an ancient police caution "you do not have to saye anythinge bute anythinge youe doe saye wille be givene ine evidencee, doe understande" The Coffe Machine replied.....
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Post by Gemma2001 on Apr 19, 2002 4:55:32 GMT -5
well it didn't have time to reply becuase there was an almighty crash and....
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